getting my house in order

getting my house in order
it's a jungle out there

Monday, September 5, 2011

summer's almost over...YAY


So
it's been a summer of:

117 smelly 14 year old boys in my house
every day
and
every night

lots
and lots
and lots
of
company

a million gazillion
kids
sisters
friends
friends who are sisters
aunts
kids
sisters' kids
kids of friends who are like sisters
oldest friend from high school
who is like a sister
who was my date for
our
30th high school reunion
aack

lots
and lots
and lots
of
margaritas

lots
and lots
and lots
of
bags of ice
cuz my fridge lacks an ice maker
and margaritas need ice

lots of time swimming
I mean
skimming
the pool
shocking the pool
vacuuming the pool

on Memorial Day
I knew nothing about pools
lesson learned:

DO NOT PAY anyone to do anything
you can learn to do yourself
by checking out YouTube

seriously

anyway
summer's almost over
YAY

my feet are calloused from
working outside
my nails are broken
my legs are hairy
my eyebrows are
out of control
cuz some kid used
my tweezers
to feed crickets to
the turtle

I could not find
the dead skin heel scraper thing
I bought
to scrape my
dead heel skin
who knows what some kid used that for

so...


Ty is such a good boy

Happy Labor Day Mamas


Your fairy is called Columbine Icedancer
She is a bone chilling bringer of justice for the vulnerable.
She lives in mushroom fields and quiet meadows.
She is only seen when the bees swarm and the crickets chirrup.
She wears lilac and purple like columbine flowers. She has icy blue butterfly wings.