"ignore the story. see the soul. remember to love. you will never regret it" --- Seane Corn

"ignore the story. see the soul. remember to love. you will never regret it" --- Seane Corn
it's a jungle out there

Tuesday, May 3, 2011

For Sister Adrienne

This is only the opinion of the author.
The events are fictional and names have been changed.
The author has her head up her ass and does not fact check.
These are her opinions.
thank you


I wrote this yesterday morning, on my Crackberry, in between patients, to prevent my head from exploding after hearing snippets of news reports on my way to work.

Ovarianly speaking, this is the wrong time of the month for me to be dealing with anything more than peanut butter and jelly sandwiches or how to manage your kid's allergies.

I had an early morning text rant with Sister Adrienne and told her I was posting, but by the time my 12 hour day was done, I was tired and I had the feeling more blah blah blah had hit the airwaves so my original post might be old news.

But here it is.
I'll catch up today, and maybe I'll need to rant some more depending on what I hear.

Or maybe I'll just post picts of my new house.

The original title was Something Stinks So Bad I Think I'm Gonna Throw Up


At 8:02 this morning I got a text from Jack
osama died last night
Wait. WHAT?
Jack: obama made an announcement last night

So on the way to work I tuned in to my beloved Amy Goodman for her leftist pinko commie view on the newsworthy events of the day. Her show ended and I switched to NPR for more info.

Bin Laden's ummm...demise.... was alternately referred to as
his death or that he was killed by navy seals

As in
natural or accidental?

Can anyone say
I asked Sister Adrienne if there were too many s's and she said no just too many asses.

All I'm saying is call a spade a spade goddammit

Oh. Right.
Asassination violates our Constitution or U.N. rules or something.
haha look at that if I leave out the punctuation it's unrules

Just sayin'

All the liberal pundits talked about the threat of retaliation, the war on terror is not yet over, Americans have gathered and are cheering at Ground Zero and in D.C. and blah blah blah

Are you fuckin kidding me?

Like I said, call a spade a spade people

We will not leave Afghanistan for the same reason we haven't left Iraq


War is a money maker plain and simple.
It has nothing to do with morals or human rights or protecting democracy or any other lofty ideal.

It's certainly not in the name of god. Whichever name may that may be

For forever and a day humans have waged war for land and what that land holds
fertile land

Its about money
Its about contracts
Its about oil and other natural resources.

It is NOT about preventing crimes against humanity or preservation of democracy

It's about that element that was NOT on the periodic table a million years ago when I took chemistry but it starts with a c
as in congo
and is required for all computer chips from our cell phones to our desktops and who knows what else. It's probably in at least a dozen gadgets and gizmos in my own home that I tell myself are a necessity but god knows are just a luxury.

I am complicit too

That's all there is to it

Oh. And I love the part about Bin Laden being buried at sea.


There's just so much shit smell here I can barely breathe

Crazy Dr. Arlene explained last night that the buried at sea thing was so there would be no shrine.
I said what about tissue samples? DNA? Forget photos.

She laughed and said they should have buried him in the middle of Israel then they wouldn't have to worry about a shrine.

She's a hot mess and cracks me up.



Jack is filling me in as I post. He said they wanted him captured to be tried for war crimes bullshit or dead yup.
He's a pretty reliable source. I'd rather get my info from him than the New York Times. That rag sucks.

just sayin'


  1. "Ovarianly speaking"

    Oh my goodness. I am stealing your phrase.

  2. I think I'd hug you today. If we were closer, geographically speaking. Ovarianly speaking, we are spot on :o)

    Love to you and yours, Michelle.

  3. Yeah, that Obama speech... it sounded a lot like a watered down version of one any republican might give. Same same.

  4. Not too many S's (why do we use an apostrophe here?), just too many asses! LOL! Apparently, Sister Adrienne is a comedian too.

    I'm no humanitarian; I'm glad he's dead. I'm not naive enough to believe that his death solved anything, though. I'm just pissed that he had a bigger house than me, and wasn't living in a freakin' cave!

  5. There is an awful lot in this whole situation that just ain't right, as we say down here.
    I don't know. As always, I don't know shit. I do know I love you though.
    And that I want to see pictures of your house. That I know.

  6. Yes.

    What also astonished me was that there was a reporter in there so soon after the whole thing happened and he was just wandering about the house. You'd think there would be an investigation or something - if they went in and shot someone. Nothing. In, out, leave the place.

  7. Hmmmm--every day that passes I'm convinced that non-violence is the only way to go, be -- but that's me. I think Americans, as a rule, are powerfully weak. And yes, I know I'm an American but I'm chafing at being one.

  8. It's a messed up old planet we live on.

    And I'd love to see photos of your house.

    And am also stealing 'ovarianly speaking'.


  9. my stomach still hurts. must be the dough softeners. thanks, anyway.

  10. I'm voting for Obama again anyway. None of this is simple. Most of it hurts my head. And I want pictures of your house. Love you lots.

  11. astute punditry dude :-) as the facts are coming out you are righter than right. the "buried at sea" thing really got me too ... did they put weights on him and bury him under the ocean floor?! dumped/enveloped/thrown/tossed/ whatever... -- but "buried" is just weird.

    love this post, but did not quite make up for missed lunch, xxx

  12. i love the way you talk and think and sing the truth.
    i love jack too.

  13. Dear sister, how are you? I've been missing you and not making time to write or read blogs, but here I am and there you are, just as always, saying what you think and calling "bullshit" when you need to. I love that about you. For the record, I'm with Angella on this, mostly because I think he's not only a bunch smarter than I am, but also because I think he's smarter than anyone else whose name has so far been mentioned. But it's more important to say that I love you and I miss you. Hope you are as well as can be. Love, love.

  14. That line about Israel cracked me the fuck up.

  15. I love you. Sorry I haven't been around much lately. I carry some of my blog family with me, though, and you are one of them. Good thing you're skinny. Laugh.

    Hope the new house is treating you well. I await the photos eagerly.



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