"ignore the story. see the soul. remember to love. you will never regret it" --- Seane Corn
it's a jungle out there
Tuesday, May 3, 2011
For Sister Adrienne
This is only the opinion of the author.
The events are fictional and names have been changed.
The author has her head up her ass and does not fact check.
These are her opinions.
I wrote this yesterday morning, on my Crackberry, in between patients, to prevent my head from exploding after hearing snippets of news reports on my way to work.
Ovarianly speaking, this is the wrong time of the month for me to be dealing with anything more than peanut butter and jelly sandwiches or how to manage your kid's allergies.
I had an early morning text rant with Sister Adrienne and told her I was posting, but by the time my 12 hour day was done, I was tired and I had the feeling more blah blah blah had hit the airwaves so my original post might be old news.
But here it is.
I'll catch up today, and maybe I'll need to rant some more depending on what I hear.
Or maybe I'll just post picts of my new house.
The original title was Something Stinks So Bad I Think I'm Gonna Throw Up
At 8:02 this morning I got a text from Jack
osama died last night me: Wait. WHAT? Jack: obama made an announcement last night
So on the way to work I tuned in to my beloved Amy Goodman for her leftist pinko commie view on the newsworthy events of the day. Her show ended and I switched to NPR for more info.
Bin Laden's ummm...demise.... was alternately referred to as his death or that he was killed by navy seals
Death? Killed? As innatural or accidental?
Can anyone say assassination?
I asked Sister Adrienne if there were too many s's and she said no just too many asses.
All I'm saying is call a spade a spade goddammit
Oh. Right. Asassination violates our Constitution or U.N. rules or something.
haha look at that if I leave out the punctuation it's unrules
All the liberal pundits talked about the threat of retaliation, the war on terror is not yet over, Americans have gathered and are cheering at Ground Zero and in D.C. and blah blah blah
Are you fuckin kidding me?
Like I said, call a spade a spade people
We will not leave Afghanistan for the same reason we haven't left Iraq
War is a money maker plain and simple.
It has nothing to do with morals or human rights or protecting democracy or any other lofty ideal.
It's certainly not in the name of god. Whichever name may that may be
For forever and a day humans have waged war for land and what that land holds
Its about money Its about contracts Its about oil and other natural resources.
It is NOT about preventing crimes against humanity or preservation of democracy
It's about that element that was NOT on the periodic table a million years ago when I took chemistry but it starts with a c
as in congo
and is required for all computer chips from our cell phones to our desktops and who knows what else. It's probably in at least a dozen gadgets and gizmos in my own home that I tell myself are a necessity but god knows are just a luxury.
I am complicit too
That's all there is to it
Oh. And I love the part about Bin Laden being buried at sea.
There's just so much shit smell here I can barely breathe
Crazy Dr. Arlene explained last night that the buried at sea thing was so there would be no shrine.
I said what about tissue samples? DNA? Forget photos.
She laughed and said they should have buried him in the middle of Israel then they wouldn't have to worry about a shrine.
She's a hot mess and cracks me up.
Jack is filling me in as I post. He said they wanted him captured to be tried for war crimes bullshit or dead yup.
He's a pretty reliable source. I'd rather get my info from him than the New York Times. That rag sucks.
"it occurred to me that the only real sin you can commit as a mother is to deny your children's right to be who they are and what they want to be and that the only real sin you can commit against yourself is to deny who you truly are and prevent yourself from being who that is"