NYC here we come!!!
Grand Central Station
Not the Grand Central of my childhood
or adolescence or young adulthood for that matter.
Constellations painted on the ceiling.
And the entire lower level is now FOOD. Fancy food. Specialty foods. Prepared foods to take home after a long day in the office. All sorts of seafood. All sorts of sausages, cheeses, salads and sides. Chocolates, baked confections, breads...
Sorry... I digress...
find your zodiac sign
metro card so fancy
6 train uptown
hold onto the pole
hot dogs with ketchup and relish
lunch on a bench in midtown
on to our ultimate destination
Central Park Zoo
goofy kids with happy bellies full of hot dogs
So it was really hot today.
86 & humid with thunderstorms forecast.
Between the humidity and the NYC heat index it felt like... I don't know... 210 degrees?
It was so NOT zero degrees...
since it was 210 fahrenheit, there was not a snow leopard in sight
OK, so see that white plastic looking thing on the ground?
Well, it's plastic.
And see that circle-hole thing on the front?
That's a hole cut out of the plastic thing.
A ***snow*** monkey is sitting in that white plastic thing, poking his head out
and EATING the plastic
taking bites and chewing and swallowing
Because he's a SNOW MONKEY from Japan
sitting in the middle of 210 degree NYC
and his poor monkey brain is so fried from the heat
he's eating plastic
I feel sick
oh boy.... the rant continues
so what if it's 210 degrees???
by this point, the kids have caught on...
this is the Arctic section... it's supposed to be cold
there are no polar bears here
there's the polar bear
see his feet sticking out??
I see him breathing... a little...
but he looks like a throw rug
Kiss my cold wet arctic ass
OK enough of this arctic bullshit... lets try tropical rainforest
Aaahd laaak meeea paira boots made outta heeyim
aye aye aye