Thousand Word Thursday hosted by the Mom Jen at Cheaper Than Therapy
Mia's had a belly ache.
It's been going on for a while.
I chalked it up to the usual suspects.
Are you hungry? Did you eat too much?
Do you have to poop? Are you constipated?
After a while, I thought maybe it was stress.
She takes things very seriously.
She's very intense.
Her appetite's OK
Her poops are OK
Tums didn't help
Pepcid didn't help
Nothing seems to help
She still goes about her business
Does her thing
hmmm...
Last week I had lunch with my friend A
She said
the chicken Mia was holding died
the chicken with putrid shit pouring out of it's ass
as she put it
died
like the day after Mia was holding it
Mia holding the soon to be dead chicken
with the sick stinky butt hole
Mia's tummy still hurts
and today it occurs to me
Mia sure does love animals
it looks like she's licking the railing
doesn't it?
and she touched like every one of those farm animals
she sure does love Dusty
he sniffs and licks his ass with that snout
yeah, her hand is like, in his butt
do bees carry communicable disease?
how 'bout night crawlers?
Yup... night crawlers. For fishing.
she played in them like it was play doh
I think it's time for some stool samples
She is a beauty!!
ReplyDeleteThe picture of the bee on her nose is priceless.
It does seem she loves her animals.
Perfectly precious!
I hope she feels better soon!!
My god, Michelle- she is so gorgeous. Do the stool samples and put your mind at ease. She is probably fine. She is certainly stunning.
ReplyDeleteOMG, this cracked me up! I loved it. Thanks.
ReplyDeleteYikes, maybe its time for Purell on a key chain, too!! Hope it turns out OK, she's just beautiful!!
ReplyDeleteOkay, I'm sure you know this, but she is STUNNINGLY GORGEOUS!
ReplyDeleteWhat a beautiful girl.
ReplyDeleteI suppose it could be stress, too. My son's doctor said that was the main thing causing my son's tummy and head aches. And he talks too much while eating, apparently. He gets medicine sometimes that helps him.
Good luck with the worm hunt!