just eat it: A Christmas Treat

Monday, December 13, 2010

A Christmas Treat

This is The Funniest Holiday Post I've ever read.

And since Christmas is all about sharing, I'm sending it to you as a gift.

Cause you are all awesome and I want you to giggle today.

xoxoxo

4 comments:

Ms. MoonDecember 13, 2010 at 8:30 AM
Okay. That was awesome. And it made me realize that I witnessed a true Christmas miracle last week. I strolled Owen over just to look at Santa in the mall to maybe, you know, let him get used to the idea of such a thing before his parents did the big photo op. And right as we got there, a little boy, about three maybe, was on Santa's lap and he was obviously in heaven to be there. He hugged Santa like that man was his long-lost grandpa, come back from the dead.
It was so sweet that for a moment, the grinch within me shut up.
Don't worry. He came back.
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RebeccaDecember 13, 2010 at 6:53 PM
Who is the little one in your photo at the top? And Mia......she just keeps getting more and more beautiful by the day....which she started out oh so beautiful.
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Steph(anie)December 14, 2010 at 1:49 PM
Well, thank you. Just when I was thinking teh Internets were a little short on humor these days...
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Nancy CDecember 14, 2010 at 9:28 PM
God, that's brilliant.
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