Is it Friday again?
Dang. Time flies
If you only have a minute
go visit Mrs. 4444
It's finally quiet here. I have one hour and forty seven minutes to myself.
I'm gonna enjoy every second of it...
I spent a lot of time and a lot of money on Mia's teeth this week.
I hate the dentist. I like our dentist. But I hate the dentist.
I've decided that dentists were not taught genetics in dental school.
Every time I give Bruce's family history of crappy enamel as the explanation for why 2 of my 3 kids have a gazillion cavities, the dentist looks at me like I have 2 heads.
Heart disease is hereditary.
High cholesterol, breast cancer, and blue eyes are hereditary.
Brains and talent are hereditary.
Why not cavities?
One dentist suggested I learn how to read labels when I grocery shop because there's a lot of hidden sugar in food. I thought Ty's head was gonna pop right off. If he hadn't been dumbstruck with fear of the drill, he would have told that dentist all about how his mommy yells at the frozen foods and rants in the produce aisle.
That was 3 years ago and I still can't let it go.
I hate mosquitos.
I always need to have a project. I get bored easy. The only time I wasn't bored was when I was pregnant. Being pregnant is a project. I guess I'm never quite satisfied with the way things are. Even though I love and desire routine, I always need change.
Speaking of love and desire, it's time to announce the winners of the
What's NOT In Michelle's Minivan contest.
All that crap was in my car. And then some.
I cleaned out the car today. Kind of.
But you know what?
Everyone gets a big smooch. Ms. Moon and Elizabeth get 2.
Cause I'm easy that way.
You know what I learned this week?
Life is a goddam fuckin sorry Mrs. 4444 roller coaster.
But projects keep me moving forward.
Yoga keeps my head screwed on straight.
And Ganesh is still removing obstacles.
Have a great weekend