"ignore the story. see the soul. remember to love. you will never regret it" --- Seane Corn

"ignore the story. see the soul. remember to love. you will never regret it" --- Seane Corn
it's a jungle out there

Wednesday, December 23, 2009

Deck the Halls with Giant Blue Balls fa la la la la


Jack catches me muttering to myself...
Me: I want big balls. How'm I gonna get big balls?
Jack:
Balls, Mom?
Me, totally distracted: Yeah. Balls. Blue ones.
Jack: You want big blue balls?
Me:
To hang. Off the porch
Jack:
Mom...you want your big blue balls to hang off the porch?
Bwa ha ha


Seriously. The shit I put up with...


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after

I love my big blue balls

18 comments:

  1. Nice!
    You would've gotten laughed at in my house too.

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  2. Big Balls jokes are my favorite.

    Your balls look awesome. As does your whole house... I'm loving the color scheme. Fantastic.

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  3. I lust for your big blue balls. Damn. They are beautiful.

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  4. Your big blue balls are awesome. I am envious and scheming for next year.....
    Merry Christmas, Happy New Year, fa la la la laaaa, la la la la!

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  5. Them Blue Balls! Awesome is right. I want a photo at night, they must be as gorgeous or more so then. Happy Christmas dear, it looks very festive there.

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  6. Michelle, I meant without the flash and from the sidewalk. Humor me, lol.

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  7. I love your big blue balls. I don't know why men say they are painful.

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  8. Aww! I like round things and stars. i'm sort of like a baby...or a puppy. you take your pick.

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  9. How gorgeous! Love the big blue balls :) Your house looks awesome.

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  10. But we've got the biggest...Balls of Them All!

    Your blue balls are lovely, dear.

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  11. i find it amusing that we both have big blue balls up for the season.

    i wonder how that happened...did you find yours at salvation army as well?

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  12. I am so completely and totally in love with your house. It's beautiful and looks just like a storybook dollhouse!!!

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  13. I love your house as well.

    And, because I am twelve and cannot help myself:

    Don't get too teste with your son.

    Merry Christmas!

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  14. Best big blue balls in town!

    My grandma had big blue balls...on her fake silver tree...wish I knew where it was, because I, too, want big blue balls...

    Merry Christmas to you and your family!!!
    xo

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  15. Michelle- Just sneaking in here to tell you how much your words have meant to me this year and how much I have come to love you and yours.
    Merry Christmas, my sweet, and much love...Mary

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  16. I wish I had all those blue balls to go with my blue moon party this Thursday! You are so ready for the full blue moon on 12/31/09!!

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  17. oh my gosh, your house!!!!! LOVE it, love the colors. WOW! And the big blue balls are perfect. No wonder you don't want to take them down. Hurray for big blue balls hanging off your porch!

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so... wadaya think?

Your fairy is called Columbine Icedancer
She is a bone chilling bringer of justice for the vulnerable.
She lives in mushroom fields and quiet meadows.
She is only seen when the bees swarm and the crickets chirrup.
She wears lilac and purple like columbine flowers. She has icy blue butterfly wings.